” Uh, gentlemen, if you’ll take a closer look back there, you’ll see that this gentleman left you a DNA sample in the shrubbery, because he stood at that window last night, pleasuring himself with his right hand. Right?”

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Favorite Television Characters

Breakout Kings
» Lloyd Lowery, Played by Jimmi Simpson 
     ⌊ I can see your lady boner. 
     ⌊ Jules, I totally finger blasted that guy!
     ⌊ My god that is your natural scent. Woman, you smell like cake.
     ⌊ I’m so close, I just can’t…It’s like trying to find the G-spot.

Credit to fyeahbreakoutkings & solo-violinist for gifs

“Oh, yeah. Throw in a little sensory disturbance into the mix, it will definitely illicit a debilitating neuro-endocrine reaction “

aka topless Llyod

Lloyd: “The truth is, you can be a galaxy away, and we’d still all be together. You know what I mean, Charlie?

Charlie: “I can’t believe there’s only one clean bed left”

Lloyd: “Yeah”

Charlie: “Why is your underwear on the chair, Lloyd?”

Lloyd: “I sleep unencumbered, Charles. Sweet dreams.”

I can’t even… this show is finally get some jokes work! :D