” Uh, gentlemen, if you’ll take a closer look back there, you’ll see that this gentleman left you a DNA sample in the shrubbery, because he stood at that window last night, pleasuring himself with his right hand. Right?”
» Lloyd Lowery, Played by Jimmi Simpson
⌊ I can see your lady boner.
⌊ Jules, I totally finger blasted that guy!
⌊ My god that is your natural scent. Woman, you smell like cake.
⌊ I’m so close, I just can’t…It’s like trying to find the G-spot.
“Oh, yeah. Throw in a little sensory disturbance into the mix, it will definitely illicit a debilitating neuro-endocrine reaction “
aka topless Llyod
Lloyd: “The truth is, you can be a galaxy away, and we’d still all be together. You know what I mean, Charlie?
Charlie: “I can’t believe there’s only one clean bed left”
Charlie: “Why is your underwear on the chair, Lloyd?”
Lloyd: “I sleep unencumbered, Charles. Sweet dreams.”
I can’t even… this show is finally get some jokes work! :D